How to Survive Murder Hornets During the Covid!
First things first, if you think the corona virus escaped from a Chinese lab, you are stupid.
Next, Murder Hornets: what to know, how to react, and how to survive them among a pandemic.
Third, if you think murder hornets escaped from a Chinese lab, you are stupid.
Fourth, had enough of pandemics and Murder Hornets?
Forming a gun toting band of your redneck brothers to put a stop to it means you are stupid.
Fifth, Murder Hornets, unlike killer bees probably won’t even get a movie made about them.
Sixth, if you think wearing a mask protects you from Murder Hornets or coronavirus you are stupid. Wearing it to protect others from your filthy disgusting snot droplets however, significantly reduces the chance someone around you will contract the Covid.
Seventh, social distancing from Murder Hornets is a good idea. So utilize what you’ve learned during this pandemic. If you see a Murder Hornet stay away! If you see an unmasked, filthy dope in Wally World, stay away!
Eighth, much like murder pandemic, Murder Hornets were first located in Washington State.
Ninth, unlike our current pandemic, which first took landfall in the US on January 20th but made it to good old Paris, TN by March 28th, Murder Hornets have been in the ol USA since December 19th, yet has not reached us.
Likewise the Charlotte Hornets, unlike it’s iconic owner, six time NBA champion Michael Jordan has not reached a championship or even sniffed one.
Likewise the Puryear Hornets, a really, really, really great name for a school mascot, sadly is no longer able to play for a county championship because it’s hornet’s nest has been replaced by another school.
I went to Puryear School, 3rd through 5th grade. I enjoyed it immensely. Gary Smith was our principal and everyone had a crush on the school secretary, Mrs. Linda Wilson.
Tenth, good chance you’re never going to see a Murder Hornet. I mean how many killer bees have you seen? They’ve been around since Peter Fonda fought them off in the seventies.
Good chance however, you are going to see some coronavirus unless you:
A. act responsible
B. keep your distance
C. wash your filthy hands regularly
D. watch out for your filthy friends with their unmasked disgusting germ infested coughing and sneezing
E. keep your distance from populations endangered the most like the elderly or those with chronic illness
F. Are stung at least fifty times by the so called Murder Hornet, because that’s how many stings it would take to inject you with enough poison to really screw you up. So it’s not really a Murder Hornet. It’s more like a mass of potential murdering hornets.
Most people who die from a Murder Hornet are allergic. Same with being allergic to regular, nice, endangered, but still deadly honey bees. Come on people. How some of you’ve survived this long is amazing.