Thumb Says, “Dang Fingers All Havin’ a Soap Orgy Up in Da House!”

If you need a visual…and basic anatomy, see above.
Dang fingers having a soap orgy all up in da house!
WHAT DO I DO?????

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Just a blue guy in a red state. Been writing a regular column since 2005. Sometimes politics, sometimes food and travel, sometimes comedy, always a smartass.

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Dan K Jackson

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Just a blue guy in a red state. Been writing a regular column since 2005. Sometimes politics, sometimes food and travel, sometimes comedy, always a smartass.

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