Why Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth When You Can Punch Them in the Throat?

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Dan K Jackson

Dan K Jackson

Just a blue guy in a red state. Been writing a regular column since 2005. Sometimes politics, sometimes food and travel, sometimes comedy, always a smartass.