Will Hillary Clinton Ever Just Go Away?
Why can Hillary Clinton not shut up? I am so sick of the Democrat who got beat by Trump. I am sick of her!
She was beat by Obama. And if there had been a fair primary in 2016, she would have been beaten by someone else!
Yet she won’t shut it!
The reason Trump won last time, was so many moderate Republicans said, “Anyone but her!”
And that was all the orange mope needed to squeak out an electoral college win!
I knew many Democrats who didn’t want to, and in the end, didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton!
And that was all the orange mope needed to squeak out an electoral college win!
I am so sick of her voice. I’m so sick of her fake smile. I’m so sick of her fain outrage!
This week she single-handedly reenergized the candidacy of one of the worst Democrats ever, Tulsi Gabbard!
Gabbard, is just um…not that awesome. A few years ago, for some reason, she decided as a member of the US House, she should meet with Bashar al Assad, the leader of Syria, who had just used chemical weapons upon his own people!
What the what?
This was just dumb.
Did she think she was going to single handedly end the war?
Did she think the visual of an American veteran shaking hands with a future war criminal was a good thing?
So, despite all that, Tulsi decided to run for President on her excuse for that meeting: America should end all foreign wars.
Look, I’m not saying that’s a bad idea, but when you have as many fingers in as many pies as both the American government and business have, you can’t just go willy nilly pulling your fingers out of the pies!
Do you know what kind of mess that would leave? There would be blueberry pie stains, blackberry pie stains, apple sauce stickiness, and meringue all over the place! And what about caramel pies? Or pecan pies?
Pulling your fingers out of all these pies creates a huge mess. And granny ain’t gonna be happy about all that up in her kitchen!
So Tulsi, shut up about this wholesale withdrawal!
But back to Hillary.
So pretty much the first few debates effectively negated Gabbard and her campaign to nowhere. It’s been speculated she is less interested in politics than the cash money cable television has to offer. (Remember Sarah Palin?)
And so the Democrats thought they dodged a dope bullet. But then one of their favorite limelight seekers, Hillary, “I’m a Horrible Candidate,” Clinton decides she’s going to create a conspiracy theory about Gabbard.
Turns out Hillary thinks the Russians are setting Gabbard up for a third party run.
What the crappity-crap-crap, Hillary? Why would you say that? Why would you even think that?
All it managed to do is give the floundering campaign a chance at some new supporters.
Now you’ve got Gabbard appearing on Fox News and soliciting donations from all their Hillary haters!
The madness never stops with Clinton. It just doesn’t.
And I’m sure she thinks her life has been a missed opportunity. It’s everyone else’s fault. History should have recorded her as President.
No Hillary, no. You were beaten by Donald Trump. He is the worst, dumbest candidate ever, and he beat you.
That’s defeat. That’s serious, stinky feet defeat.
What happened when Walter Mondale was beaten by Reagan?
He shut up.
What happened when Michael Dukakis was beaten by Bush?
He shut up.
What happened when Ross Perot and George H.W. Bush were beat by Clinton?
They both shut up! And that was a big deal for Perot!
Throughout time people run for office, they get beat, they shut up.
Please, please, please, Hillary, do us a favor and do the same thing.